Fig. 1: WOMP in its natural habitat (very round)
ABSTRACT 🤓
WOMP represents a paradigm-shifting approach to blockchain technology by completely ignoring all best practices and embracing maximum chaos. This paper presents our groundbreaking "Proof of Blob" consensus mechanism, which operates on the fundamental principle that if it jiggles, it's valid.
Through extensive research (5 minutes on Google), we have determined that WOMP is indeed a blob, and blobs are scientifically proven to be round-ish.
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS 🔬
BLOB PROPERTIES:
- • Roundness Level: Maximum
- • Jiggle Factor: 9000+
- • Wobble Frequency: 420 Hz
- • Meme Density: Infinite
- • Brain Cells Required: 0
NETWORK STATS:
- • Transactions Per Womp: 69
- • Block Time: When blob feels like it
- • Energy Consumption: 1 donut
- • Security Level: Trust me bro
- • Scalability: Goes up sometimes
PROOF OF BLOB (POB) ALGORITHM 🟣
function validateBlob(blob) {
if (blob.isRound() && blob.canWobble()) {
return "VERY BLOB, MUCH VALID";
}
return "NOT BLOB ENOUGH, TRY HARDER";
}
// Advanced jiggle detection
if (blob.jiggleLevel > 9000) {
mintWompTokens(1000000);
sendToMoon();
}The POB algorithm ensures maximum decentralization by requiring validators to prove their blobness through rigorous scientific testing involving jiggling, wobbling, and making "womp womp" sounds.
BLOBONOMICS 📊
After careful consideration by our team of highly qualified blob economists (who are actually just blobs that learned to count), we have determined the optimal distribution strategy:
This distribution ensures maximum fairness while maintaining optimal blob-to-human ratio. No presale because we forgot how to make one. No team allocation because we are all blobs and blobs don't need money, just vibes.
ECONOMIC MODEL 💰
WOMP operates on a revolutionary economic principle we call "Vibes-Based Economics" (VBE). The token value is directly correlated to how much the community believes in the blob.
TOKEN VALUE = GOOD VIBES × MEME MAGIC ÷ BRAIN CELLS USED
CONCLUSION 🎯
In conclusion, WOMP is a blob. Blobs are round. Round things roll. Therefore, WOMP will roll to the moon. This is not financial advice, this is blob science.
WOMP WOMP! 🚀🟣