WOMP
THE BLOB THAT ATE THE BLOCKCHAIN
(OR WOMP, OR DIE)
WOMP WOMP! 🎺
BLOB POWER! 💪
MUCH WOW! 🤯
WE DON'T ASK WHY,
WE ASK WOMP?
WOMP IS USELESS, STUPID, AND
PROBABLY GOING TO MARS 🚀
NO UTILITY, NO PROMISES, JUST BLOB
BACKED BY PURE VIBES AND MEME MAGIC ✨
ZERO BRAIN CELLS
Required to understand WOMP
MAXIMUM CHAOS
Minimum effort, maximum womp
MOON OR BLOB
We go up or we stay blob
BLOBMAP
BLOB EXISTS
The most important milestone already achieved!
BLOB LEARNS TO DANCE
Teaching blob the ancient art of wiggling
BLOB TAKES OVER TWITTER
World domination through memes
CEX LISTING OR BLOB TANTRUM
We moon or we throw biggest tantrum
TOKENOMICS
TOKEN DISTRIBUTION 📊
SECURITY FEATURES 🔒
FAIR LAUNCH
No presale, no insider allocation!
LP WILL BE LOCKED
Liquidity will be secured for safety!
TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000 WOMP
WOMP ECONOMICS 💰
Fair launch with maximum transparency! No presale, no team allocation, just pure community-driven blob power. The majority goes straight to liquidity to ensure stable trading for all blob enthusiasts! 🚀
BLOBPAPER
WOMP IS A STATE OF MIND 🧠
Not just a token, not just a meme, WOMP transcends the boundaries of traditional cryptocurrency to become a philosophical movement.
When you hold WOMP, you don't just hold tokens - you hold the essence of blob consciousness itself.
PROOF OF BLOB (POB) 🟣
Revolutionary consensus mechanism based entirely on slime viscosity and wobble frequency.
Instead of mining or staking, validators must prove their blobness through rigorous jiggle tests.